7. Marquette 1st degree assault story.
Occurred: October 2006
Written: October 2006
So we decide to go up to marquette again. around 7pm Goldenboy comes up to CC college with 2 of his buddies "Gfriend1" and Gfriend2" and i actually do something that was failed before; Get some fucking alcohol to pre-game with.
We go to the liquor store (aka the hallways of heaven) and i pickup my favorite vodka Level. I could seriously drink that stuff 24/7 it's so smooth, and tastes great. i like it on the rocks with half a lemon squeezed in, amazing.
Anyways, we chill in my room till about 9 when Rainman and "CountryBumkin" (haha im probably gonna get killed for that nickname but whatever) and C-Bear and "Firecrotch" show up.
Firecrotch makes me make her some ramen noodles cause she is a wimp and can't eat pizza with some red peppers on it. so we continue to pre-game and leave around 9pm.
We take 2 cars this time around, one car consisting of Rainman, Goldenboy, CountryBumkin and gfriend1. In the other car is Me, Level Vodka, gfriend2, C-bear.
The ride up there isn't really fun, firecrotch has no music and what music she has kinda sucks. its like chicky techno music which is okay but its like chicky music that is like 3 years old.
We park the cars, and to tell you the truth it looked pretty dead. Luckily either CountryBumpkin or Rainman know someone that was having a little shindig. We seach for the address of 933.
In looking for 933 we pass a house with some guys sitting on the porch.
[Me]: Hey do you guys know where 933 is?
[Random Dude]: Well guys house 853 is right here
[Me]: no, no 933 is what im looking for they have a keg
[Random Dude]: well i heard 853 has 4 kegs. and shots.
[Me]: WELL Looks like we found the place guys Right here!
We go into this house party, and we are like one of the 1st groups there. i quickly empty the rest of my level into the 2liter bottle of lemonade. Firecrotch takes a few gulps. Now i take a few good gulps
Rainman makes CountryBumpkin chug the vodka lemonade. She tries but doesn't really finish it up. i take a few more chugs then hand the rest over to firecrotch who opens up and finishes up the rest of the drink, wonderful deepthroating and swallowing skills, (golf clap for firecrotch)
So everyone is pretty drunk (im only mildly intoxicated) and i find myself talking to random people simply because firecrotch is off looking for hot boys to fuck, C-bear and Goldenboy are talking to each other, and Rainman and CountryBumpkin are off talking somewhere.
I don't mind one bit. i walk out to the porch and light a cig. i talk to people outside. One guy is talking about how he smacked his girlfriend, i tell him he must be a really cool dude and a real rebel. The people on the porch laugh as he walks away from the party giving me the middle finger.
I start convo with a girl asking her what her major is, she said partying and drinking, i tell her she has a wonderful future ahead of her and that's a response "too cool for school" she leaves the porch area as well. heh girls love me.
I walk into the party and head toward the keg to get more beer. about 5-6 more beers later i guess my crew decided to check out 933. everyone gathers up and goes to 933.
we get to 933 and its lame. just a few people chillen. i fill my beer and me, rainman, and gfriend1 and 2 stay behind to drink more beer while goldenboy, c-bear, and firecrotch go find another party.
While they went off to find a party everyone shows off their tattoos. how cool. anyways i get sick of waiting around and take gfriend1 and 2 with me to find goldenboy who found a party.
We get to the door of the apartment complex and i give goldenboy a call. i ask him to let me in and look in the window and see him dickin around with c-bear, i bang on the glass and tell him through the phone to open the fuckin door.
We get to the party and get cups and starting drinking. the beer is fuckin milwaukees best light basically shit in a keg. i don't care though im drunk. i buy firecrotch a shot of rum, haha she's a drunk ass and totally blacked out by now. She is all over some random dude and like humping him, i laugh in amusement.
I then head up to the bathroom area and pass goldenboy and C-bear cuddling/making out or whatever on the stairs. at the top of the stairs while waiting in line i see this dude complaining about how nasty the beer is. His friend tells him to drink and he says fuck this and throws the beer down the stairs.
I laugh, then i hear c-bear scream. The beer landed on both her and goldenboy. she comes up furious asking who the fuck spilled beer on her. i just say i dunno (the dude who did spill beer on them wa in the bathroom). i laugh again cause im a dick.
We finally decide to leave due to um police shit. anyways firecrotch is fucking wasted, like can barely stand wasted. i laugh cause she almost falls and busts her shit.
on the way back home Gfriend1 drives cause he is sober, Gfriend2 is in the passenger seat. and im the backseat with firecrotch (which ended up being a big mistake later that night)
Firecrotch is asleep in my lap, seriously i could have just unzipped my pants and poked her in the face. she is weird and finds in comforting to hold on into the holes in my jeans and she rips them. Seriously i think she is a dominatrix she likes to bite and pinch and scratch at random points.
So we are following Rainman who is driving CountryBumpkins car. we pull into a gas station and CountryBumkin and C-bear run into the bathroom. i look on the side of the car and there is puke all over it. Rainman tells me CountryBumpkin puked out the window. I laugh and get some food. 2drinksdrunk calls me
[me]: sup?
[2drinksdrunk]: are you still partying at marquette? i heard of a huge party
[me]: sorry all cool big parties are done already
[2drinkdrunk]: no, i just heard of one right now, u should come back up
[me]: really i just heard of a cool party at this gas station right here its really big and cool, you should come here!
[2drinksdrunk]: ill talk to you later.
comming back from the gas station rest stop my friend grudgefan calls me she's nice and just wanted to see what im up to.
[grudgefan]: so whats up?
[me]: nothing just comming back from the party
[firecrotch]: (yelling) BITCH!!! CUNTRAG!!! SLUT!!!
[grudgefan]: what is going on?!
[me]:nothing hold on (trying to stop firecrotch from taking my phone) okay, so what where you saying OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Firecrotch sunk her teeth in my arm like a fucking police dog. i wont lie that fucking hurt. i tell grudgefan ill call her back.
[me]: firecrotch what the fuck is wrong with you?
[firecrotch]: hehehe
whatever.
firecrotch also called 2drinksdrunk and cussed her out. girls are so weird sometimes
anyways with CountryBumpkin being sick Rainman pulls over to give our car Goldenboy and C-bear.
So now its me, firecrotch, goldenboy, and C-bear in the back. i turn and look out the window and hear this:
[goldenboy]: firecroch stop pinching me
[goldenboy]: stop
[goldenboy]: okay now your gonna get it
[goldenboy]: OWWW!!!! OKAY STOP, STOP!!!
Yes, firecrotch bit him too, im seriously debating whether to get checked for rabies.
we come back to my dorm and its just me and firecrotch the rest of them had to pick up/drop off stuff in goldenboy's car.
im sitting at my computer, and firecroch takes off her pants, and then her thong. so she is standing there half-naked from the waist down. i really don't care (its not like i haven't seen her whoo-ha or tits before)
She tries to put on her Pajama pants and completly falls backwards onto a box fan and knocks over various things on my roomies nightstand and just kinda lays there for a sec.
[me]: you drunkass
[firecrotch] (laughing) fuck you
[me]: oh by the way thanks for the porn star view of your cooter
[firecroch]: fuck you i don't care.
that girl has no shame.
C-bear comes back and goldenboy and his friends leave. firecroch keeps poking her head out of my roomies bed and joining in on conversations. i tell her to go to fucking bed and she passes out.
security caught c-bear so we took a walk around campus before heading back into my room. Snafu called C-bear and she went to bed w/ him that night. ( iwas kinda happy with that, i don't like sharing my bed unless im either really drunk or about to pass out, post orgasm)
I had to wake up firecrotch at 9am cause she had to work. she woke up and couldn't find her thong. haha o well. so after firecrotch pukes she goes and gets c-bear. i go back to bed asap.
PostScript: firecrotch's bite left a huge bruse on my shoulder/tricep. it looks like someone hit me with a lead pipe, but if u look close enough you can see teeth marks, i also have scratches and cuts from firecrotches abusive nature. seriously if i didn't love firecrotch as one of my biggest party girls; i could seriously file assault charges (but i won't cause everyone has their vicious, bloodthirsty, violent drunk days right?)
Goldenboy and C-ber will find out that i knew who threw beer on them after reading this story. how funny (to me)
Oh, and somewhere in my room is firecrotch's victoria secret thong, in talking with her post party she also said she flashed the beer pong table. what a champ.
Written: October 2006
So we decide to go up to marquette again. around 7pm Goldenboy comes up to CC college with 2 of his buddies "Gfriend1" and Gfriend2" and i actually do something that was failed before; Get some fucking alcohol to pre-game with.
We go to the liquor store (aka the hallways of heaven) and i pickup my favorite vodka Level. I could seriously drink that stuff 24/7 it's so smooth, and tastes great. i like it on the rocks with half a lemon squeezed in, amazing.
Anyways, we chill in my room till about 9 when Rainman and "CountryBumkin" (haha im probably gonna get killed for that nickname but whatever) and C-Bear and "Firecrotch" show up.
Firecrotch makes me make her some ramen noodles cause she is a wimp and can't eat pizza with some red peppers on it. so we continue to pre-game and leave around 9pm.
We take 2 cars this time around, one car consisting of Rainman, Goldenboy, CountryBumkin and gfriend1. In the other car is Me, Level Vodka, gfriend2, C-bear.
The ride up there isn't really fun, firecrotch has no music and what music she has kinda sucks. its like chicky techno music which is okay but its like chicky music that is like 3 years old.
We park the cars, and to tell you the truth it looked pretty dead. Luckily either CountryBumpkin or Rainman know someone that was having a little shindig. We seach for the address of 933.
In looking for 933 we pass a house with some guys sitting on the porch.
[Me]: Hey do you guys know where 933 is?
[Random Dude]: Well guys house 853 is right here
[Me]: no, no 933 is what im looking for they have a keg
[Random Dude]: well i heard 853 has 4 kegs. and shots.
[Me]: WELL Looks like we found the place guys Right here!
We go into this house party, and we are like one of the 1st groups there. i quickly empty the rest of my level into the 2liter bottle of lemonade. Firecrotch takes a few gulps. Now i take a few good gulps
Rainman makes CountryBumpkin chug the vodka lemonade. She tries but doesn't really finish it up. i take a few more chugs then hand the rest over to firecrotch who opens up and finishes up the rest of the drink, wonderful deepthroating and swallowing skills, (golf clap for firecrotch)
So everyone is pretty drunk (im only mildly intoxicated) and i find myself talking to random people simply because firecrotch is off looking for hot boys to fuck, C-bear and Goldenboy are talking to each other, and Rainman and CountryBumpkin are off talking somewhere.
I don't mind one bit. i walk out to the porch and light a cig. i talk to people outside. One guy is talking about how he smacked his girlfriend, i tell him he must be a really cool dude and a real rebel. The people on the porch laugh as he walks away from the party giving me the middle finger.
I start convo with a girl asking her what her major is, she said partying and drinking, i tell her she has a wonderful future ahead of her and that's a response "too cool for school" she leaves the porch area as well. heh girls love me.
I walk into the party and head toward the keg to get more beer. about 5-6 more beers later i guess my crew decided to check out 933. everyone gathers up and goes to 933.
we get to 933 and its lame. just a few people chillen. i fill my beer and me, rainman, and gfriend1 and 2 stay behind to drink more beer while goldenboy, c-bear, and firecrotch go find another party.
While they went off to find a party everyone shows off their tattoos. how cool. anyways i get sick of waiting around and take gfriend1 and 2 with me to find goldenboy who found a party.
We get to the door of the apartment complex and i give goldenboy a call. i ask him to let me in and look in the window and see him dickin around with c-bear, i bang on the glass and tell him through the phone to open the fuckin door.
We get to the party and get cups and starting drinking. the beer is fuckin milwaukees best light basically shit in a keg. i don't care though im drunk. i buy firecrotch a shot of rum, haha she's a drunk ass and totally blacked out by now. She is all over some random dude and like humping him, i laugh in amusement.
I then head up to the bathroom area and pass goldenboy and C-bear cuddling/making out or whatever on the stairs. at the top of the stairs while waiting in line i see this dude complaining about how nasty the beer is. His friend tells him to drink and he says fuck this and throws the beer down the stairs.
I laugh, then i hear c-bear scream. The beer landed on both her and goldenboy. she comes up furious asking who the fuck spilled beer on her. i just say i dunno (the dude who did spill beer on them wa in the bathroom). i laugh again cause im a dick.
We finally decide to leave due to um police shit. anyways firecrotch is fucking wasted, like can barely stand wasted. i laugh cause she almost falls and busts her shit.
on the way back home Gfriend1 drives cause he is sober, Gfriend2 is in the passenger seat. and im the backseat with firecrotch (which ended up being a big mistake later that night)
Firecrotch is asleep in my lap, seriously i could have just unzipped my pants and poked her in the face. she is weird and finds in comforting to hold on into the holes in my jeans and she rips them. Seriously i think she is a dominatrix she likes to bite and pinch and scratch at random points.
So we are following Rainman who is driving CountryBumpkins car. we pull into a gas station and CountryBumkin and C-bear run into the bathroom. i look on the side of the car and there is puke all over it. Rainman tells me CountryBumpkin puked out the window. I laugh and get some food. 2drinksdrunk calls me
[me]: sup?
[2drinksdrunk]: are you still partying at marquette? i heard of a huge party
[me]: sorry all cool big parties are done already
[2drinkdrunk]: no, i just heard of one right now, u should come back up
[me]: really i just heard of a cool party at this gas station right here its really big and cool, you should come here!
[2drinksdrunk]: ill talk to you later.
comming back from the gas station rest stop my friend grudgefan calls me she's nice and just wanted to see what im up to.
[grudgefan]: so whats up?
[me]: nothing just comming back from the party
[firecrotch]: (yelling) BITCH!!! CUNTRAG!!! SLUT!!!
[grudgefan]: what is going on?!
[me]:nothing hold on (trying to stop firecrotch from taking my phone) okay, so what where you saying OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Firecrotch sunk her teeth in my arm like a fucking police dog. i wont lie that fucking hurt. i tell grudgefan ill call her back.
[me]: firecrotch what the fuck is wrong with you?
[firecrotch]: hehehe
whatever.
firecrotch also called 2drinksdrunk and cussed her out. girls are so weird sometimes
anyways with CountryBumpkin being sick Rainman pulls over to give our car Goldenboy and C-bear.
So now its me, firecrotch, goldenboy, and C-bear in the back. i turn and look out the window and hear this:
[goldenboy]: firecroch stop pinching me
[goldenboy]: stop
[goldenboy]: okay now your gonna get it
[goldenboy]: OWWW!!!! OKAY STOP, STOP!!!
Yes, firecrotch bit him too, im seriously debating whether to get checked for rabies.
we come back to my dorm and its just me and firecrotch the rest of them had to pick up/drop off stuff in goldenboy's car.
im sitting at my computer, and firecroch takes off her pants, and then her thong. so she is standing there half-naked from the waist down. i really don't care (its not like i haven't seen her whoo-ha or tits before)
She tries to put on her Pajama pants and completly falls backwards onto a box fan and knocks over various things on my roomies nightstand and just kinda lays there for a sec.
[me]: you drunkass
[firecrotch] (laughing) fuck you
[me]: oh by the way thanks for the porn star view of your cooter
[firecroch]: fuck you i don't care.
that girl has no shame.
C-bear comes back and goldenboy and his friends leave. firecroch keeps poking her head out of my roomies bed and joining in on conversations. i tell her to go to fucking bed and she passes out.
security caught c-bear so we took a walk around campus before heading back into my room. Snafu called C-bear and she went to bed w/ him that night. ( iwas kinda happy with that, i don't like sharing my bed unless im either really drunk or about to pass out, post orgasm)
I had to wake up firecrotch at 9am cause she had to work. she woke up and couldn't find her thong. haha o well. so after firecrotch pukes she goes and gets c-bear. i go back to bed asap.
PostScript: firecrotch's bite left a huge bruse on my shoulder/tricep. it looks like someone hit me with a lead pipe, but if u look close enough you can see teeth marks, i also have scratches and cuts from firecrotches abusive nature. seriously if i didn't love firecrotch as one of my biggest party girls; i could seriously file assault charges (but i won't cause everyone has their vicious, bloodthirsty, violent drunk days right?)
Goldenboy and C-ber will find out that i knew who threw beer on them after reading this story. how funny (to me)
Oh, and somewhere in my room is firecrotch's victoria secret thong, in talking with her post party she also said she flashed the beer pong table. what a champ.
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