9. The Milwaukee Brewers risky backseat business story
Occured: June 2005
Written: Nov 2006
So my buddy Lunchbox and I decided to go up to a Milwaukee Brewers game. Along with us tags Lunchbox's boss "Nastynate" who is around 23-24 years old at the time.
Lunchbox also invites 1 girl "Caody" and she brings along one of her goodfriends. "Caodyfriend"
So Lunchbox comes and picks me up with Caody, Caodyfriend and Nastynate.
because none of us were 21 at the time we got Nastynate to buy us booze. we get a 18 case of beer along with some watermelon vodka with lemonade for the ladies. We start drinking with almost an hour car ride ahead of us.
apprently Caody and her friend are lighweights and are showing signs of drunkeness. I think i put too much faith into people's drinking abilities.
So i end up drinking the rest the their drinks. We park the car at miller stadium and start tailgating. we fisnish the beers and head in.
The girls are already blacked out, they don't even remember walking in the stadium.
The game begins and we sit down cheering on the brewers, Nastynate orders me a beer. the girls are blacked out and me and nastynate are starting to get drunk.
The Brewers hit a homerun and everyone starts cheering. All of a sudden Caody and her friend start making out (i guess celebrating the homerun). Then i totally start making out with both of them. A guy cheers us on.
After that fiasco be and nastynate head to find the bathroom. we are waitign in line and im pissing in a urinal, nastynate pissing in the urinal next to me and some random guy in a pink shirt and a cubs hat pissing next to nate.
nastynate turns to the guy in the pink shirt says "fag" and goes bag to peeing. after we are done pissing the dude gets up in his face
[Pinkshirt dude]: What did u you say?
[NastyNate]: i called you a fag, what kind of dude wears a pink shirt and a cubs hat to a brewers game, a fag that's who.
[Pinkshirt dude]: ya well the brewers suck.
Bad move on Pinkshirt Dude's part. The whole bathroom erupts into a near riot state after his comment. One guy throws a punch at Pinkshirt Dude. Pinkshirt dude's friends drag him out of the chaos.
Afterwards me and Nastynate go into the bar. I just walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink with nastynate. After 3 or 4 long islands i'm feeling pretty good. Nastynate is feeling good too. We decide to find Pinkshirt dude.
We fail at finding him so we walk back to our seats. Lunchbox was waiting for us saying the game was over the Brewers were getting stomped. We go back out to the car to tailgate again.
Caody and Caodyfriend are walking are the parking lot showing random guys their boobs to score some beer.
On the way home Nastynate is in the passenger seat with Lunchbox driving. im the back seat with the 2 girls.
again i start making out with the 2 girls in the back seat. all the way home. Caodyfriend decides to give me a handjob in the backseat of Lunchboxes car.
The Next morning i woke up with a hangover and people pissed. including Caody's ex b/f. not to mention Lunchbox who mandated the new rule "you can't get any in my car until i get any."
Postscript: Caody and me aren't allowed to go to brewer's games anymore. Lunchbox wasn't happy with me for about 2 hours, then of course he let it slide cause we are bestfriends like that. besides that there isn't much to elaborate about this memory.
Written: Nov 2006
So my buddy Lunchbox and I decided to go up to a Milwaukee Brewers game. Along with us tags Lunchbox's boss "Nastynate" who is around 23-24 years old at the time.
Lunchbox also invites 1 girl "Caody" and she brings along one of her goodfriends. "Caodyfriend"
So Lunchbox comes and picks me up with Caody, Caodyfriend and Nastynate.
because none of us were 21 at the time we got Nastynate to buy us booze. we get a 18 case of beer along with some watermelon vodka with lemonade for the ladies. We start drinking with almost an hour car ride ahead of us.
apprently Caody and her friend are lighweights and are showing signs of drunkeness. I think i put too much faith into people's drinking abilities.
So i end up drinking the rest the their drinks. We park the car at miller stadium and start tailgating. we fisnish the beers and head in.
The girls are already blacked out, they don't even remember walking in the stadium.
The game begins and we sit down cheering on the brewers, Nastynate orders me a beer. the girls are blacked out and me and nastynate are starting to get drunk.
The Brewers hit a homerun and everyone starts cheering. All of a sudden Caody and her friend start making out (i guess celebrating the homerun). Then i totally start making out with both of them. A guy cheers us on.
After that fiasco be and nastynate head to find the bathroom. we are waitign in line and im pissing in a urinal, nastynate pissing in the urinal next to me and some random guy in a pink shirt and a cubs hat pissing next to nate.
nastynate turns to the guy in the pink shirt says "fag" and goes bag to peeing. after we are done pissing the dude gets up in his face
[Pinkshirt dude]: What did u you say?
[NastyNate]: i called you a fag, what kind of dude wears a pink shirt and a cubs hat to a brewers game, a fag that's who.
[Pinkshirt dude]: ya well the brewers suck.
Bad move on Pinkshirt Dude's part. The whole bathroom erupts into a near riot state after his comment. One guy throws a punch at Pinkshirt Dude. Pinkshirt dude's friends drag him out of the chaos.
Afterwards me and Nastynate go into the bar. I just walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink with nastynate. After 3 or 4 long islands i'm feeling pretty good. Nastynate is feeling good too. We decide to find Pinkshirt dude.
We fail at finding him so we walk back to our seats. Lunchbox was waiting for us saying the game was over the Brewers were getting stomped. We go back out to the car to tailgate again.
Caody and Caodyfriend are walking are the parking lot showing random guys their boobs to score some beer.
On the way home Nastynate is in the passenger seat with Lunchbox driving. im the back seat with the 2 girls.
again i start making out with the 2 girls in the back seat. all the way home. Caodyfriend decides to give me a handjob in the backseat of Lunchboxes car.
The Next morning i woke up with a hangover and people pissed. including Caody's ex b/f. not to mention Lunchbox who mandated the new rule "you can't get any in my car until i get any."
Postscript: Caody and me aren't allowed to go to brewer's games anymore. Lunchbox wasn't happy with me for about 2 hours, then of course he let it slide cause we are bestfriends like that. besides that there isn't much to elaborate about this memory.
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