Thursday, December 21, 2006

10. Christmas Break 2006

Been a while but i think this x-mas break is worth telling so far as a whole. if i wrote each story individually it would be lame, but writing about it together makes it a grand masterpiece (so far).

Thursday Dec 15:

I take my finals. after the adderall wears off i decide to actually eat something (adderall eliminates your hunger) and sleep till about 9pm.
Around 9pm i get up shower, and head out to the bar (Murphy's) and take advantage of the $2.50 long island ice tea special. I get drunk and go out to eat with some friends Lilbit, Jerboa, and Link.

Friday Dec 16th:

I wake up around 4:00pm pack up and leave CC college. i get home eat dinner. i DJ at my bar till 3am. i drink heavily and passout at home around 6am.

Saturday Dec 17th:

Wake up around 5pm. i don't DJ at my bar so i gather around to celebrate "PTZ's" 21st b-day. The party consists of me,"DD", Fiero, and Link. I buy Link 2 shots of liquid cocaine (goldschlager, bacardi 151 and yager) and one shot of just straight bacardi 151. i don't remember the ride to the restraunt. Apparently we meet up with Jerboa and Lilbit at the 24 hour restraunt. i pass out around 6am yet again.

Sunday Dec 18th:

I wake up around 5pm yet again. only for not such a joyous occasion. I pay my respects to a High School Classmate who lost his life serving in the military.

i go home around 7-8pm. around 11pm Link calls me up to go to a small party. I promptly decide to go.
the party is a lame sausage fest. i sip on my vodka grape juice/cranberry mix.

the girls passout around 1am shitty. some dude is talking shit to me, link, and another guy. I seriously debate whether to smash his face in, but i let it slide. He's obviously drunk and having more fun then me...why hate on him. me and link grab food and call it a night.

Monday Dec 19th:

A bunch of us (20+ or so) decide to hold a little reunion of high school friends. We decide to make it a chill kinda thing and throw it at a bowling alley.

most of us arrive and i decide i would like to have a drink. Its $1 tap beer, i think that is a good deal and buy a beer. Apparently others think this a great deal too and start drinking (by drinking i mean pounding) beers. i laugh knowing this is only phase 1.

It is Jugs 21st bday we decide to have dinner at TGI-Fridays. We all sit down. there is a good amount of us at the dinner party (some names included Rainman, Lunchbox, KingDong, Pady, and Zamboni)

The drinks start, and don't stop. I order 2 long islands. and Jugs boyfriend? friend? w/e orders everybody a shot. We take the shot and cheer loudly. We are obviously getting drunk.

Once the food arrives everyone is clapping because of the sheer drunkedness. Jugs, Zamboni, Me, Lunchbox, and Pady decide to go to the bar for a smoke break. We have a smoke and pound about 3-5 more shots each, yay.

We get back to the table and order more drinks and eat some more food. we leave (kinda get kicked out) around 11:30. Rainman declares we can throw a party at his house. The pussy peeps leave friday's and head for home...phase 3 to them seems like overkill.

So the eliete partiers unite....
We all quickly drive to dominicks and rush to the alocohol section. its only 11:45 and the gates are locked. we throw a mini riot the dominicks and the store manager opens up the gates. We buy about 5 cases of beer and 3 hard liquor drinks.

We arrive at Rainman's and start drink very,very heavily. Beerpong galore, and shots of rumplemintze and Baily's (yummy). around 3-4am Link is in the bathroom puking his guts out. Most of the guys are trying to get with girls they dub "skanks"or "sluts." Lunchbox crashes around 5am, KingDong following right behind. So me, Rainman, Celica, and Doug, are all left up drinking. (me and rainman are always one of the last to fall asleep due to our sheer alcoholicness and high tolerance level).

I finally crash around 9am. and wake up at 12pm-1pm with a nice little headache. i go home and go to sleep.

Tuesday Dec 19th:

Wake up around 6pm. Lunchbox picks me up around 8pm, and then rainman around 9pm. We decide to go to the casino in milwaukee. we arrive there and Lunchbox decides to go off and bet. me and rainman go grab some grub and hit up the bar (surprise, surprise). After that me and rainman lose around $20 playing the damn slot machines.

We then to decide to play blackjack. rainman now is a member of gamblers addicts. even through he lost $60 maybe more due to his constant buying back in's. I am up $160. Lunchbox is down $40 and rainman is down anywhere from $60 to $80. The night ends with us going home around 5am.

Wednesday Dec 20th:

I wake up to DJ at my bar around 5pm. i pick up Lunchbox and KingDong around 8:30pm. its $5 all you can drink till midnight and they start drinking heavily. I drink but not enough to get trashed, i still got a job to do. i introduce them to 2 girls i work with. They are hot but Lunchbox and KingDong are weird and think they are boring. At the endof the night i order them a pizza from the bar and they eat it like a little kid in a candy store.

Lunchbox got into an afterparty at 2 of the shotgirl's apartments. we go there and just chill for a while. Lunchbox is wasted and almost passing out on the futon. i laugh. we head home because lunchbox is tired and drunk and was giving the red light on the possibility of getting sex.

PostScript: so far so good.

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