11. The Bojangles Beerbong Scandal.
Occured: jan 2005
Written: jan 2007
It was X-mas break, or at least i had a few days left of it. My buddy Lunchbox came and picked me up from college. We promtly heard about a small "get together." at one of my old wrestling buddie's "Marnst's" house.
We quickly go off and buy booze knowing that this will turn this get together into something more interesting. One of my bestfriends "bojangles" decided to test out my legendary beer bong.
Orginally he hated beer, and favored hard liquor until he realized beer bongs went down soo smooth.
As the night progressed me and lunchbox, doing our usual "it's not peer pressure, its just your turn" mindset soon got bojangles to take about 10 beer bongs. i took about 6 or so but he was determined to out drink me in beers.
I just sit back and let him out drink me by 4 beer bongs, i know that he is already going to regret taking them past the 6th.
to my surprise, he didn't puke. so we call up some people to go get some late night food (it was around 2-3am that this unoffical beer challenge ended).
In the car ride to iHOP its lunchbox and bojangles and me. in the other car its jerboa and chante. apparently we tried to find a denny's but they were closed. lunchbox calls up jerboa and bojangles takes the phone away from lunchbox
[Jerboa]: hello?
[Bojangles]: HEY WERE GOING TO DENNY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[lunchbox]: no were going to iHOP
[Bojangles]: NO IHOP WERE GOING TO FUKING IHOP!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!
WERE GOING DOWN DOWN SHUGGAR WERE GOOING DOOWN SWIIINGINGGG!
Bojangles then throws lunchbox's phone somewhere inside the car, i thought and lunchbox thought he threw it out the window. Finally lunchbox finds his phone on the floor of the car:
[Lunchbox]: Hello?
[Jerboa]: Never put him on the phone again
We arrived to iHOP and bojangles get's out of control. He orders an omlet with everything on it and 3 (yes 3) side orders of pancakes.
our orders come out and bojangles tries to pour syrup on his pancakes, instead of tilting the syrup pitcher to the side, he turns the entire thing upside down and syrup goes everywhere.
[Bojangles]: THIS IS THE BEST DENNY'S EVER!!!!!
[Lunchbox]: We are at iHOP...
[Bojangles]: OUR WAITRESS IS HOT!!!!!!!!!
[Waitress]: Thanks. (she was a table over)
[Bojangles]: I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BAD!!!!
Bojangles goes pee and the table has a moment of sanity. about 10 mins pass and some dudes come out of the bathroom.
[Random dude]: hey is that your guy in there?
[Me]: yeah whats up?
[Random Dude]: he passed out underneath the stall.
I walk in the bathroom, and it was confirmed bojangles was passed out head on the toilet of a public iHOP bathroom. how gross.
The late night dinner eventually ends, and we all head home. On the way home its me riding shotgun, lunchbox driving and bojangles passed out in the back seat.
We hit a yellow light and lunchbox brings the car to a screetching hault.
WHAM! bojangles head slams right into the head rest on the drivers side. he doesn't wake up from such an impact so lunchbox steps on the gas as soon as the light turns green. WHAM! bojangles head slams into the headrest of the back seat. I laugh
So lunchbox kinda just hits the gas and the breaks repeatedly slamming bojangles head into either the back headrest or the driver. hilarious i couldn't stop laughing.
bojangles crashed at my place and in the morning woke up feeling like shit.
[Bojangles]: hey man have u ever thorwn up a pancake?
[Me]: no, why?
[Bojangles]: it comes out like a pancake..
[me]: oh...
[Bojangles]: ya i puked in the laundry room garbage can...
[Me]: God Damnit!
Post Script: There isn't much to say about the rest. this was the last time i partied with bojangles because he moved away and now has a steady g/f. Obviously due to his g/f, a DUI, and other various incidents he retired.
Partying is like a highway, sometimes other people's exits are before yours, but the old Bojangles will always be a legend of this story.
Written: jan 2007
It was X-mas break, or at least i had a few days left of it. My buddy Lunchbox came and picked me up from college. We promtly heard about a small "get together." at one of my old wrestling buddie's "Marnst's" house.
We quickly go off and buy booze knowing that this will turn this get together into something more interesting. One of my bestfriends "bojangles" decided to test out my legendary beer bong.
Orginally he hated beer, and favored hard liquor until he realized beer bongs went down soo smooth.
As the night progressed me and lunchbox, doing our usual "it's not peer pressure, its just your turn" mindset soon got bojangles to take about 10 beer bongs. i took about 6 or so but he was determined to out drink me in beers.
I just sit back and let him out drink me by 4 beer bongs, i know that he is already going to regret taking them past the 6th.
to my surprise, he didn't puke. so we call up some people to go get some late night food (it was around 2-3am that this unoffical beer challenge ended).
In the car ride to iHOP its lunchbox and bojangles and me. in the other car its jerboa and chante. apparently we tried to find a denny's but they were closed. lunchbox calls up jerboa and bojangles takes the phone away from lunchbox
[Jerboa]: hello?
[Bojangles]: HEY WERE GOING TO DENNY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[lunchbox]: no were going to iHOP
[Bojangles]: NO IHOP WERE GOING TO FUKING IHOP!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!
WERE GOING DOWN DOWN
Bojangles then throws lunchbox's phone somewhere inside the car, i thought and lunchbox thought he threw it out the window. Finally lunchbox finds his phone on the floor of the car:
[Lunchbox]: Hello?
[Jerboa]: Never put him on the phone again
We arrived to iHOP and bojangles get's out of control. He orders an omlet with everything on it and 3 (yes 3) side orders of pancakes.
our orders come out and bojangles tries to pour syrup on his pancakes, instead of tilting the syrup pitcher to the side, he turns the entire thing upside down and syrup goes everywhere.
[Bojangles]: THIS IS THE BEST DENNY'S EVER!!!!!
[Lunchbox]: We are at iHOP...
[Bojangles]: OUR WAITRESS IS HOT!!!!!!!!!
[Waitress]: Thanks. (she was a table over)
[Bojangles]: I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BAD!!!!
Bojangles goes pee and the table has a moment of sanity. about 10 mins pass and some dudes come out of the bathroom.
[Random dude]: hey is that your guy in there?
[Me]: yeah whats up?
[Random Dude]: he passed out underneath the stall.
I walk in the bathroom, and it was confirmed bojangles was passed out head on the toilet of a public iHOP bathroom. how gross.
The late night dinner eventually ends, and we all head home. On the way home its me riding shotgun, lunchbox driving and bojangles passed out in the back seat.
We hit a yellow light and lunchbox brings the car to a screetching hault.
WHAM! bojangles head slams right into the head rest on the drivers side. he doesn't wake up from such an impact so lunchbox steps on the gas as soon as the light turns green. WHAM! bojangles head slams into the headrest of the back seat. I laugh
So lunchbox kinda just hits the gas and the breaks repeatedly slamming bojangles head into either the back headrest or the driver. hilarious i couldn't stop laughing.
bojangles crashed at my place and in the morning woke up feeling like shit.
[Bojangles]: hey man have u ever thorwn up a pancake?
[Me]: no, why?
[Bojangles]: it comes out like a pancake..
[me]: oh...
[Bojangles]: ya i puked in the laundry room garbage can...
[Me]: God Damnit!
Post Script: There isn't much to say about the rest. this was the last time i partied with bojangles because he moved away and now has a steady g/f. Obviously due to his g/f, a DUI, and other various incidents he retired.
Partying is like a highway, sometimes other people's exits are before yours, but the old Bojangles will always be a legend of this story.
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